Woooooo, Christmas bonus! You decide to trConsume yourself and loaded up your IWC account with $1000 to spend on lots and lots of videos. Since your trConsuming yourself you decide to first splurge on my new Rip Off Line. You decide that you will ONLY talk to me for one minute, which will only cost you $100. It's not that easy though. One minute, it turns out, is not that much time. I'm able to convince you to stay on the phone longer and longer and longer and you know I'm draining your account at lightning speed. One minute turns into two minutes which turns into three minutes which is all of a sudden 4 minutes. I know exactly what I'm doing and I know exactly what to say to keep you on the phone. Before you know it, you're begging ME to stay on the phone with you